"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."
“baby” i whisper as i reblog a picture of a grown man that is 50 years older than me
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this is easily one of the best episodes
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Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
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"It’s pronounced like jif"
Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck