"wow i love this band’s music, i should google the members and see what they’re like!"
Dracula asks the important questions.
More importantly, why is he green? And who is the broad to his right? Like damn, get it.
sex is a lot like a hot bath
once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in
i’ve never had sex
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
i couldn’t if i tried.
*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all